- No, that wasn’t a candy wrapper you heard.
- Of course I’m paying attention!
- No, I’m not eating chocolate.
- Yes, of course I can see that’s a picture of a dinosaur.
- Because Mummy has a headache.
- It’s not morning yet – those are NIGHT birds singing outside.
- I AM working – it only looks like a Facebook page.
- I’m NOT laughing at you!
- Yes, that’s the right way to spell “bryslit”.
- Oops, how did those paintings end up in the recycling bin? Good thing you found them! Phew!
- Yes, I promise I will come and check on you when you’re asleep!
- Because coffee gives you fleas in your stomach. If you’re a child.
- I know it doesn’t say so on the bottle, but Coke has to be diluted with this much water.
- They made a mistake when they said on the tin that you should use four heaped teaspoons. They meant ONE flat teaspoon.
- I didn’t have any chips – I picked up this empty packet outside. Some people just throw their rubbish in the street.
- I’m sorry, all the cookies are finished.
- No, I’m sorry, sweetheart, I just don’t have enough money on me to buy that toy.
- No-one saw you falling down on the stage!
- Children aren’t allowed in that shop – those are just the rules.
- They’re called brussel sprouts and they are delicious!
- Looks like the TV is broken. We’ll ask Daddy to fix it later, OK?
- Yes, I did ask her mum, and no, unfortunately they already have plans for this afternoon.
- Don’t be silly, those aren’t onions!
- Because you’ll get sick if you don’t.
- Oh dear, I can’t seem to find your Barney DVD anywhere!
OK, that’s enough. Now it’s your turn.