Not getting enough sleep?

INFORMERCIAL

Tired of getting up every night to comfort a restless child?

Frustrated at never getting more than two hours of uninterrupted sleep?

Unable to function efficiently at work?

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Introducing the phenomenal MAGIC WHIZZ-PRO REFILLABLE SLEEP GLUE GUN from Veriglomark!

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Yes, the revolutionary MAGIC WHIZZ-PRO REFILLABLE SLEEP GLUE GUN is the newest active technology innovation from Switzerland, and is now available in South Africa.

Say goodbye to getting up at night, bumping into furniture in the dark, and fetching endless glasses of water from the kitchen. With the new and improved MAGIC WHIZZ-PRO REFILLABLE SLEEP GLUE GUN, your children will sleep soundly all night long. The SLEEP GLUE GUN emits a high-frequency infra-glueray which penetrates deep into your child’s skin within minutes, causing them to sleep deeper and longer than ever before.

Studies have shown that when using the MAGIC WHIZZ-PRO REFILLABLE SLEEP GLUE GUN, children fall asleep 37% more easily and wake up 72% less after only one week of use. That is more than 6 times faster than conventional glue guns on the market. The MAGIC WHIZZ-PRO REFILLABLE SLEEP GLUE GUN’s scientifically tested nano-technology is safe right from birth and can be adjusted for all ages and can be used in wet or dry conditions.

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Experience renewed energy with the MAGIC WHIZZ-PRO REFILLABLE SLEEP GLUE GUN: your shortcut to good sleep.

BUT WAIT – that’s not all!

If you order now, you’ll also get this handy SLEEPTHRU VELCRO PRO VACUUM PUMP worth R399.99 absolutely free!

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Yes, the SLEEPTHRU VELCRO PRO VACUUM PUMP can be used simultaneously with the SLEEP GLUE GUN or on its own. This handy little product ensures that your child stays in their own bed all night, even if they should wake up. It is safe for babies as young as 3 months. Suitable for camp cots, cribs, prams and moses baskets.

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Testimonials:

“I was exhausted every day, until we bought the MAGIC WHIZZ-PRO REFILLABLE SLEEP GLUE GUN. Now I am getting a full night’s rest at last. It worked for us!” – Jenny( 14), mother of two.

“With the MAGIC WHIZZ-PRO REFILLABLE SLEEP GLUE GUN, having babies was a breeze. It even worked for our triplets twins!” – Suzanne (86), mother of triplets twins.

The MAGIC WHIZZ-PRO REFILLABLE SLEEP GLUE GUN is battery or power operated and comes complete with this attractive carry case. Easy and convenient to store, and you can even take it with you when travelling!

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How much would you expect to pay for this unbelievable product?

Similar products could cost you over R2000! The original MAGIC WHIZZ-PRO REFILLABLE SLEEP GLUE GUN is now available to you for only R899.99!

If you order now, you’ll get:

  • The MAGIC WHIZZ-PRO REFILLABLE SLEEP GLUE GUN
  • 360 degree rotating night stand
  • 4 AA batteries
  • Attractive travel carry case
  • 1 refill
  • SLEEPTHRU VELCRO PRO VACUUM PUMP
  • AC/DC adaptor
  • Instruction DVD
  • 20 burn dressings (small)

Don’t delay – call now! Our operators are standing by to take your call.

Beware of cheap imitations. Be sure to get the genuine MAGIC WHIZZ-PRO REFILLABLE SLEEP GLUE GUN. Also available at these fine stores.

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Terms and conditions apply. Not for sale to persons under the age of 12. Delivery can take up to 3 years. Regret no exchanges after purchase. Comes with comprehensive 3 day guarantee.

Erica Neser (c) 2011

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5 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. meladjusted
    Dec 18, 2011 @ 19:37:30

    I’ll take two please 😉 Oh and I have a couple of friends that need some too – will forward your information.

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  2. ericanexpress
    Dec 18, 2011 @ 19:52:31

    Thank yoy for your order! The package should reach you within 3 years and 4 working days. Thank you for shopping with Veriglomark! (ps: funny story: when I was looking for pictures, I just picked the first gadget that looked like a vacuum pump of some sort – only later saw that it is a breast pump!!! hahaha! How apt is that?!

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  3. meladjusted
    Dec 18, 2011 @ 22:42:25

    Oh – only you!! Scary looking device anyway 🙂 I’ll be waiting at the front door for the delivery person!

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  4. ericanexpress
    Dec 18, 2011 @ 23:10:22

    Yes, do that, but note the delivery time – I would estimate around 14h00 on 23 Dec 2014. Sleep tight! x

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  5. ericanexpress
    Jun 10, 2015 @ 19:25:34

    Reblogged this on Erica Neser's Baby Sleep.

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